everyone "Yeah, I cheated on my roommate with this old Gary Ridgway impersonator because I am a coke whore and I needed a job. And he had a cool suit." Just getting right down to the facts, it really was the drugs! She has CTE and needs weed! Mandi wasn’t at my house that night, because I don’t do drugs. Meanwhile police found tampons on top of the junk in Mandi's room. So poor Love probably could not even get lucky that week. KAYLEE: Chris Dahl "has a small dick" (this came out at Kaylee's deposition, I think it became "tiny" at trial) My best guess is it was maybe Sunday October 18, 2015 when I reported Mandi's pimp to the DCF. And she met the mystery white guy "Chris" with the manager at Stars around Tuesday October 27 or November 3, 2015. It was about a week or two after that, when she came to my house with a cut inside the top right of her vagina. She said she cut herself accidentally with her own fmgernail. She told me I had to fuck her left to right to steer clear of the cut. I asked "Did some big guy tear you up? Was it Chris?" This is before I saw he was a little J ewish—looking guy with the gayest mohawk in human history. She said "No, his dick is exactly average size." Remember, Chris was the guy who gave Mandi "sex the way sex was meant to be" for the first time when she took G. Dalindy Luckett said something similar when she lived with Chris. Can you do that with a small or tiny dick? Would Mandi call someone who did that small or tiny, to a female friend? (Full disclosure: Two women with like 20-year fraud sentences both claim to have rung Mandi's bell the hardest with no dick.) I have a theory about the quality of Kaylee's facts. The Seminole County jail commissary used to sell a large dried pepperoni. But they discontinued it, supposedly because the girls were using them as dildos. They continued selling the same pepperoni in a smaller size. They stopped selling the bigger ones right about a month before Kaylee claimed Mandi made her confession. So Mandi probably held up the smaller-size pepperoni and made a joke like "We don’t have Big Jim Mulrenin any more, but we still have little Chris Dahl." Kaylee is on her own planet, and probably does not understand jokes like this. But it is very valuable for the jury to hear whatever comes out of Kaylee's crazy head, to determine whether Mandi Jackson was a principal in an armed robbery. That's enough of Kaylee's statements that she claimed Mandi told her. You get the idea. Now you and I know Kaylee's claimed confession is full of nonsense that directly contradicts physical evidence, and should never be allowed in a courtroom run by serious people. The jury has one week to hear and remember testimony from more people than they will ever remember, and none of it is written down for them to refer back to. To say this is a distraction, doesn't even begin to describe how it undermines the ability of the jury to think straight and try to make honest sense of the real evidence. But the jailhouse witness is a magical death ray to kill a young girl like Mandi, and here is why. Kaylee can basically go up on the stand and tell her story straight through. The prosecutor only has to prompt her by saying "What happened next?" a few times. But to show how Kaylee's story is wrong by comparing it to the facts like I just did, you have to go through dozens of witnesses and pieces of evidence all over the place. You can't just say things in court, and insist they are true. You have to have a witness say each thing, and the witness says it is true. So by saying Kaylee is a witness of what Mandi said, she can tell any story straight through. But you need a witness to dispute each problem with her story, and say it's not true. It normally takes an entire trial to tell a whole story, using 20 witnesses and 100 items of evidence over a period of days. But a claimed confession can tell the entire story in 120 seconds. Suppose Kaylee says "The sky was yellow and the sun was green." IV-30