11. ALWAYS ANOTHER GUY - 5000 BC to present There is one thing Mulrenin knew for certain that people who don’t know strippers won’t appreciate: Mulrenin knew there was another guy out there waiting for Mandi. Girls, and people who have been married, might not know that there is always a guy lurking. Guys who get married at age 19 and never meet another girl in their lives, might not know this. A married guy, or a cop, might not understand or appreciate how Mulrenin would have known there was a guy following Mandi. I learned this the moment I started hanging out with girls in high school. Mulrenin knew it better than anyone, after 20 years of meeting 10,000 new girls at the strip club. If you only met one person your whole life, I will tell you what you have been missing. The first time I met a younger girl, I don’t even know how, but I already knew there was another guy. I had never met a hooker, and I was not even aware strip clubs existed. I had only met a handful of girls in my life at that point. But when I was 27 years old in Colorado, and a 19-year-old girl picked me up hitchhiking and her car broke down, I was 100% certain there was another guy who would come pick her up. And I was not looking to have sex with her and get shot that day. I was hitchhiking down to the valley to pick up my car. And some little girl pulls over and picks me up. And next thing her car broke down out in the middle of nowhere. This girl had been taking too much ecstasy, so right away she is talking about sex and trying to have sex with me in the back of her broken down red Ford Explorer, between speeding cars and a farm field. I thought she may even have pulled a fuse herself, just to have sex. She was good looking too. But I was not looking to get shot that day. This was before cellphones, so we couldn't call anybody. But I knew she had to have people. I knew there was a guy out there. I knew any minute, that guy was going to come pick her up. After three hours of listening to her talk about sex and about "wrestling" out in the corn field, I finally gave up waiting on him. So we got out and hitchhiked, and she tried to have sex with me in a bush by the side of the road a few times. But I was not looking to get shot that day. So a stranger drives us home, and I tell him drop us off at the local pub. Because I know she has to have people in there. Either the guy who is wondering where she is, or one of his friends is in there, and it is a good place for him to come pick her up. But instead she follows me home on foot. Next I got a sense that whatever guy follows her around was outside looking in my picture window with no curtains. from across the hillside. The little girl was running around looking for curtains to close because she was afraid someone was looking in. But I didn't have any curtains, because I am not a crackhead. So I said don’t get in bed with me. Because it is right in front of the window and I still wanted no part of it. Finally I went into the shower, and I let her come in with me just because it was better than worrying about her screwing around out there unsupervised. And she came in there and I fiicked her where no one could see. You think I am paranoid? She stayed at my house, and the next night she made me rent that movie "Fear" with Mark Wahlberg where the angry murderous ex-boyfriend breaks into the house. She told me it was very important for me to watch! A few days later we were driving out to the reservoir to " go swimming" (another one of her euphemisms for sex) and I told her I value relationships and I would never want to screw up someone else's relationship. She was like "Are you kidding?" She pointed out how I stole her away from her fiance the day she picked me up hitchhiking. She said I broke his heart, and he was going to kill me. I was like what the flick? I had been trying to get rid of her for the entire day! I never knew for sure the guy even existed! I never wanted to steal some guy’s little girl. II-33