6. REVENGE THE PIMP Spring The next weekend she into she texted me from her real number to see if I wanted a massage. She said she was on her period, and giving massages that weekend. I looked her ad, and it was now in the massage section. On Sunday when we just talked, she told me she liked oysters. So said “How about I pay you $250, and we just go for oysters or something?” I never It didn't even occur to me until I wrote this, that paying a hooker $250 to have sex becomes noticeable, the second time a row. It made sense to me at the time, because a handjob is sodomy. I her twice without a rubber. she never told her pimp that A normal john is going to take the say call me next And that what I should have done. I should fucked her number three before lecturing again. Maybe told her pimp how I previous and didn't have sex, And instead I spent the about how she was a hooker. Maybe he looked real phone saw she dialed my number that day. And she been texting and talking to me not sex. I she However happened, he out. didn't hear anything her. Then in the middle of the week, I got from her It something like the who owns this little girl u fukin. I got her locked up here. And you don’t send me $2000, u ain't gon her again.” It was ridiculous. expected I might get text like this. And I expected that I I almost certainly would see the girl again. For that reason, I figured it was a of my time from that moment forward, remember the as as would At first I going to text back at all, there was no spare the suspense, I eventually texted back well, life's not perfect.” think then added something like “It is a little pathetic God made person so lacking in skills and creativity, this is his best plan to feed himself.” Or maybe “You are so you need to add a little girl to your plan an upgrade.” Once get started, I keep writing. wish I could remember exactly what I said. “Ur like my trained circus animal, doing back flips for $2k.” Some time later, though I how long, I got text from her original hooker She said “He me locked up in here won't let me out. He know I have phone.” I her “Call me.” I wanted to hear it was her. I didn't hear from her for what seemed like a long time, what would expect she really was afraid to talk loud. Then she called and asked to do her a huge favor this once and send the $2000, and she would do anything I asked. He told her she is stupid to think any of the guys she been “seeing” in Miami, would send money to save I her it would be like me sending to someone 250 miles away Orlando, buy a used car that I have never and I don’t even know if the even exists. She said “I’m not lying.” The tone of her voice sincere and defeated and desperate. I the chance he really had her locked and would harm her, and chance was not a complete scam, at 5%, l in After pacing up and down the for a bit (I walked out in the to get better cell decided that if the chance was as as 5%, it worth it Plus, they would be hooked. Now this guy’s life is centered around me, and can use to subvert him fuck in who knows what amusing way. I to Union and sent her the money. And I texted it sent. Not long after, she texted me wouldn’t give it to her. And Western Union called me asking of questions. “Do you know this girl? Have you met her in person?” Yes she is my I her in Miami, and have known for some time. “How old is she?” OF - 2015 when drove town, only up the previous I heard back. not in perfect already fucked But part. handjob, or week. is have she paid $250 the Sunday even whole hour talking in her and had had regarding And knew liked oysters. it found I from a text real number. said “I am guy been if neva see so I a when did, never waste and I don’t conversation well I like. wasn’t because point. But to us both “Oh I I that a that retarded, retarded life as I I don’t remember a phone. has and he doesn't this told really which is you if out me just has any her. told $2000 in to seen, car was estimated up the it about 20. street street coverage) I even big was to send the money. I that and with him drove Western her that was they a bunch ever friend. met I her