6. REVENGE OF THE - Spring 2015 The next weekend she drove into she texted from her real number see if I wanted a massage. She said she on her period, and only giving massages that weekend. I looked her ad, it was now the massage section. the previous Sunday when we just talked, she told she liked oysters. So I said “How about I pay you $250, and we just for oysters or something?” I back. It didn't even occur to me until I wrote this, paying a hooker to have sex becomes the time a row. made perfect me at the time, because a handjob sodomy. already her twice without a But she told that part. normal john is going to the handjob, or say call me next And is I should have done. I should have fucked her number three before Maybe she told her pimp how I paid $250 the previous Sunday and didn't even have sex, And instead I spent whole hour talking about how she was he looked in her real phone and saw she had dialed my number And she had texting and talking to me regarding sex. And I she liked oysters. However it happened, he found I hear anything from her. the middle the week, I got a text from her real said something like “I am guy who owns this little girl u been fukin. I got her up And if you don’t send u ain't see her again.” It I I might get a text like this. And when I did, I almost certainly would never see the girl again. For that I ﬁgured it was a waste of time from that moment forward, I don’t the conversation as well as I would like. At wasn’t to text back at all, there was no But to spare us both the suspense, I eventually texted back “Oh well, life's not perfect.” I think then added something like “It is a little pathetic that God made a person so lacking in skills creativity, that this is his best plan to himself.” maybe “You are so retarded, need to add a girl to your life plan as I get started, I keep writing. I wish I could remember exactly I said. “Ur like my trained circus animal, doing back ﬂips for Some time later, though I remember how long, I got text from her original hooker phone. She said has me locked up he won't let me out. He doesn't know I have this phone.” I her “Call me.” I wanted to hear it was really her. hear her for what seemed a long time, which is what you would expect if she really afraid to out loud. Then she called and asked me to do a huge favor just this once and send the $2000, and would anything asked. He her she is stupid to think any of the guys she has been “seeing” in Miami, would any money to save her. told her it would be me sending $2000 to someone 250 miles away in Orlando, to buy a car that I have never and I don’t know if the car even exists. She said “I’m not lying.” The of her voice was sincere and defeated and desperate. I the chance he really had her locked up and would and the chance it was not a complete at about l in After up and down the street for a bit (I walked in the get better cell coverage) I decided that if the chance was as big as it was worth it to send the money. Plus, they would be hooked. Now this guy’s is around me, and can use that to subvert him and fuck with him in knows what amusing way. I Union and sent her the money. I texted her that it sent. Not long after, she texted me they wouldn’t it to her. Western Union me asking bunch “Do you know this girl? you ever met her person?” she is friend. I met her in and I have her for “How old is she?” PIMP when town, me to was up and in On me go never heard that $250 not noticeable, second in It sense to is I fucked rubber. never her pimp A take week. that what lecturing again. the a hooker. Maybe that day. been not knew out. didn't Then in of number. It the locked here. me $2000, neva gon was so ridiculous. expected I expected that reason, my and remember ﬁrst I going because point. I and feed Or you little retarded an upgrade.” Once what $2k.” don’t a “He in here and told I didn't from like was talk her she do I told send I like used seen, even tone estimated harm her, scam, 5%, 20. pacing out street to even 5%, life centered I who drove to Western And was give And called a of questions. Have in Yes my Miami, known some time.