7. ORLANDO MIAMI - 2010 to 2013 At I met the porn star Nadia Nitro. get wrong she was extremely charming and talented. I think she was the last real porn star to make money on the before Paris Hilton made sex videos aspirational, every girl to sex on camera for free. I wasn’t attracted Nadia because her feet were too small. And she tried to set me up to be middle car her bisexual porn star soul LA, but that is another story. Nadia Nitro just moved Miami of 2009. I asked her what was the biggest and club she had ever been to anywhere. She said Dollhouse. So when I set out for Nashville and ended up in Orlando around Christmas 2010, and as soon as got dogs squared away at a motel in Kissimmee, I drove to It was on Irlo Bronson, and north on 441. had been driving all day, and night in and sooner than used to in Miami. It was with a hint of on pond at Florida In one day from baking and jerk chicken to winter I tasted in five years. On the way the Tupperware building there was a billboard that said "Dice in Seconds." I thought it said "Die in 5 Seconds." So thinking of all the ways person could die totally in five seconds, and a drive that took much than I expected past an endless stream of taco joints and shitholes, I finally a filthy little building in the dark with a sign that Dollhouse. And was a more exciting looking club glowed more in the mist, directly the Dollhouse looked like hadn't been remodeled since the Korean it have been an services recruiting Or an Old Main Street dive bar, the the neon Dollhouse looked like back of a restaurant where the dumpster no what direction you approached it from. was no way avoid feeling disappointed at the end of It was like the building young up at the beginning a horror and a creepy guy answers the door, the harbinger. But it was a drive, and was ready some strip-club magic, so went in there. And I ran of room to just about ran into the far wall. was small. It had to be five ugliest girls in Orlando Mexican crack addicts with kids - shaking on a tiny stage. They were being watched the seven brokest in Orlando, day laborers waving crumpled bills. And they all sitting in a tiny chairs that sell $1 at a yard sale. I suddenly remembered Nadia moved to Miami Tampa, I was in the This place were turned the whole way up so you see the grunge, the music was deafeningly I left as fast as I came in. Across the street Cabaret Internationale. I only got a little of it that night, but was dreamy. I rented a house right up the street within I don’t remember if it that night, or the night I came in, that I met fell in love with the stripper Orlando. wasn’t that pretty I first saw her. But after a drinks and how she danced on stage and talking to her for while, I was in love. And she was the stripper in Orlando. And there were more where she came from. Strippers are always more likely than average to lesbians. In Orlando seemed like almost were lesbians. Cabaret had plenty of teenage and lesbian space cadets who thought $25 was a gigantic tip. And was right in the of Orange Trail, the main north-south street in Orlando. And it had a day with plenty of space for new girls. So was excellent turnover new girls week driving in from Atlanta, or Sumter County, or wherever. And girls who there freelanced were more worried about their daddies walking in, their girlfriends catching them cheating, than anything might say. II-l6 FROM some point Don’t the idea, web and young wanted have to with mate from had to in Thanksgiving best strip I my straight Dollhouse. east I already the came colder I was almost misty, fog the retention Hospital. I went sun the first past 5 after a unexpectedly longer saw said there strip that across street. it War, when might armed office. maybe kind where flickers. the is, matter There to my drive. some people drive to of movie, old long I for I rushing out rush, and It the - three it by guys some $1 were area on wouldn’t for from not Orlando. wrong Dollhouse. was disgusting. The lights could loud. was taste it walking distance. was next and prettiest in She when few seeing a then prettiest be it all strippers Internationale 20-something it middle Blossom shift there with every the came in and sugar or management